Hollyweird's Depiction of the Green Industry

Did you see American Idol the other night? It's the first few episodes of the season when they show clips of some of the weirdos who auditioned. One of them was a nature-loving "lawn guy" from Massachusetts. The Idol producers did a great job of playing up this character as a free-spirited flower sniffer you could hardly take seriously. He wasn't a "professional landscape contractor" or a "licensed irrigation contractor" or a "Landscape Industry Certified Lawn Care Technician." He was a "lawn guy". How's that rub you? ~ Gregg Wartgow, PRO Magazine